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Cardi B Says Back-To-School Schedules Are Already Wearing Her Down

Sep 10, 2026 · Mike Winslow

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Cardi B Says Back-To-School Schedules Are Already Wearing Her Down

Cardi B says the back-to-school rush is wearing her down, giving parents a glimpse of the daily pressure behind her superstar calendar.

“Damn this back to school shit is whoopin my ass.. I don’t even care if its a money play don’t call me until 2pm,” Cardi B said.

Her rough 2 P.M. cutoff sounds like a joke, but it reflects the schedule reset many households face after summer break.

Millions of parents are navigating early alarms, commute changes, packed lunches and after-school logistics as a new academic year begins. Cardi’s household includes four children, and each has a different stage of life competing for her attention.

She shares Kulture Kiari, 8, Wave Set, 5, and Blossom, 2, with estranged husband Offset. Her youngest child, a son she welcomed with Stefon Diggs in November 2025, is still under 1.

Wave appears to be the likeliest target of the back-to-school comment, although Cardi did not identify any child in her post. He completed preschool in June, making this fall a likely transition into kindergarten and a brand-new routine.

Kulture, born in 2018, also has returned to school, so the message could easily reflect both older children.

Blossom is only 2, so she remains outside the traditional school schedule that drives morning household timing. That means the rapper is handling an elementary student, a new kindergartner, a toddler and an infant at once.

Cardi’s own posts have repeatedly placed her at major family milestones, rather than keeping those school moments strictly behind closed doors.

She attended Wave’s preschool graduation, shared family photos after Kulture’s July birthday, and celebrated Wave and Blossom again this month.

Those moments track with AllHipHop’s report on Cardi and Offset’s children and show the artist’s blockbuster career does not erase her hands-on parenting responsibilities.

That balance resonates far beyond celebrity life, particularly when a simple school-day routine reshapes every adult’s schedule.

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