Diddy Allegedly Still Partying In Prison With Massages, Drugs, & Catered Food

Diddy has been treating prison like a full-blown party behind federal prison walls at Fort Dix in New Jersey, complete with room service, Instagram scrolling, and enough contraband to make a smuggler jealous.

NBC News obtained exclusive video footage showing the Bad Boy Records founder using a prohibited cell phone, which is a federal crime on its own and could tack on another year to his sentence.

He’s currently serving 50 months for prostitution-related offenses, but apparently that’s not stopping him from living what sources describe as a straight-up resort experience.

Diddy is supposedly paying thousands of dollars every single month to other inmates just to handle his basic needs like making his bed, cleaning his toilet, and giving him massages.

The money comes from his people on the outside straight into commissary accounts, which means he’s essentially hired a full staff of incarcerated workers.

Some of them cook him special meals like pizza and onion rings while he’s supposed to be eating standard prison food like everyone else.

It’s basically a five-star hotel if you ignore the bars and the guards.

The contraband situation is even more ridiculous.

According to NBC News, he’s been using those cell phones to scroll Instagram on an account with no profile picture that’s somehow followed by his own publicist.

He’s also got access to a modified tablet that lets him watch movies and television shows, which definitely isn’t part of the standard prison package. .

One source told NBC that Diddy’s prison life is basically a party with regular access to alcohol and Remaron, an anti-depressant with mood-boosting effects that he’s apparently using like it’s a recreational drug.

The Bureau of Prisons confirmed to NBC that contraband like cell phones remains “a constant challenge,” which is a polite way of saying they can’t stop it.

Diddy’s team fired back saying the media is just characterizing ordinary prison life as news.

His release date got moved up from February 2028 to January, which means he could be out even sooner if he keeps playing his cards right.