Nicki Minaj’s 13-Point MAGA Post Is Akin To Gibberish

Nicki Minaj has handed that rumored Democratic pivot a rather inconvenient receipt: her own words. Damn, I thought the rumor might be true. I don’t think so now.

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Yesterday, we discussed Media Take Out’s claim that her team was preparing to soften her Republican association while preserving her support for Donald Trump. Then Nicki posted 13 points that sound considerably more like defiance than departure. If MAGA is a cult, she’s got the sugar for the Kool Aid. The message appeared on Twitter (still not calling it X) overnight, reaffirming her support for The Donald and congratulating winners, especially certain Republicans.

Let’s go through them, because somebody’s anonymous source might need to check their messages.

1. “Trump is STILL your PRESIDENT.”
   That is an emphatic defense of Trump. There is no apparent distancing here.
2. “The QUEEN is STILL your OBSESSION.”
   She redirects criticism toward her celebrity status. Apparently, political scrutiny also counts toward the fan club.
3. “Jesus is STILL LORD.”
   A declaration of faith, which by itself tells us nothing about party affiliation. Somehow, I think this is just a dogwhistle to MAGA.
4. “Great insight by the VICE PRESIDENT.”
   Praise for the administration’s second in command further weakens the suggestion that her support stops with Trump.By the way, JD placed distance between himself and The Donald. That war on the GAZA Strip is a major issue.
5. “Knowledge is POWER.”
   Knowledge of what?
6. “Congratulations to all winners! Especially @RepLuna & @ByronDonalds.”
   This is particularly revealing. She specifically celebrates two Republicans, complicating the rumor greatly.
7. “Blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is STILL hurting them.”
   A campaign spending jab, rooted in a lot of nothing. MAGA completely outspent the Dems.
8. “The BARBZ are STILL PRETTY!!!”
   Trying to shore the base back.
9. “I don’t vote, I VETO”
   The supplied transcription ends awkwardly. Either way, a presidential veto is an actual government power. Celebrity influence does not come with one. WTF? Does she have power over Trump with that booty?
10. “Stay tuned & STAY MAD.”
    That sounds like a promise to continue. Nobody is mad. Everybody is happy.
11. “Christians are STILL being killed.”
    Stop the CAP and the rhetoric. I am Christian, by the way.
12. “Maybe now our people will WAKE UP.”
    Who, specifically? And wake up to what? FOH.
13. “Love you”
    An affectionate exit after a fairly combative presentation.

My read: Nicki likely remains aligned with MAGA. Faith and fan appreciation aside, defending Trump, praising his vice president and celebrating Republican politicians make a persuasive combination. People are crip walking, that thing was so blue.